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The worst questions to ask on a first date are typically those that make the other person uncomfortable, feel judged, or put on the spot.
1) Are you planning on losing any weight ?
2) Does this look infected?
3) You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
4) Can I borrow $40 bucks?
5) “You’re such a fat girl, how do you sweat so little?!”
6) “Are you virgin?” or “Who’s gonna pay the bill?”
7) Do you fuck on first dates or does your dad own a brewery.
8) How much do you earn?
9) My WORST question has to be, ‘So, why are you still single?’ 🙄 Like, are you kidding? It’s such a backhanded compliment wrapped in a judgmental question. It immediately puts me on the spot and makes me feel like I need to justify my entire existence. Definitely a major red flag if someone thinks that’s a good convo starter.
10) Have you ever dated a black guy before?
11) Are we having sex later? Never mind. Silly me. I don’t need your permission.
12) Talking about past relationships or sex. It’s too fast.
13) Will you marry me?
14) “You sure that your husband don’t mind?”
15) Who the fuck are you again?
16) “Did you bring money, I forgot my wallet?”
17) “How many people have you had sex with?”I know this one by experience men. Don’t be like me.
18) anything about your past relationship LOL. 👀
19) Don’t ask about exes.
20) So. Who did you vote for?
21) “What’s your body count?”
22) ‘Are you a virgin?’
23) Can I meet your family?
24) Do I have a booger in my nose?
25) Can I touch you where you wee!
26) When do we have sex?
27) Can I meet your family? What does your sister look like? How much money do you make? Would you marry me? Wanna meet my mom?
